User talk:Lambic

Welcome, noodly touched Wenches and Pirates! Yarrrrr!

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If you have to say something constructive...

...add it at the bottom: room enough for good stuff!

If you have to say something silly...

...think twice about it, and add it at the bottom. Please do provide for a warning!

If you have to say something

• Nasty
• Ridiculous
• Utterly negative
• Downright stupid

then you should go somewhere else: room enough outside this page. Grrrrrr.

Interesting, polite, useful, civilized, gentile and original comments harvested so far

Image Placement

Love what you've done with the La Fontaine article. You need to be careful with the image placement on the article, same with the Louis Quatorze one, as when people have different screen settings it looks crap. :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

You're Welcome!

Even though I don't know which article you are talking about that I spell checked, you're welcome. =P--Scout JoshHJ's Page and His Talk 12:27, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Whoa-ho, hold up

You appear to be template spamming. This is a Bad Thing. Perhaps you could put your banner at the bottom, or just an unadorned see also link, or perhaps an in paragraph link? A category add? Templates are large and unsightly, best to be avoided unless unavoidable. --KATIE!! 22:12, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

OK, I'm fixing it: it will go to the bottom. Well, from now on the banner talks about you too: this comment makes you part of "Lambic & co.", just like Mhaille and the anonymous bloke (?) that needed to add a really despising quote from a "Steven von Aerosmith" at the La Fontaine article. I left it nevertheless: "Il faut de tout pour faire un monde" ("One born every minute" in foreign manuals).--Lambic 22:32, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

hello

Geachte Nederlandstalige Redacteur van Uncyclopedia Zoals u misschien al weet is er een Nederlandse variant op Uncylopedia genaamd Oncyclopedie. Hierbij wil ik U uitnodigen om hieraan mee te schrijven. De link is http://oncyclo.pedie.info/. Wij hopen dat u zin heeft om het eens uit te proberen, gegroet, Sgt pepper 20:22, 15 August 2007 (UTC) (this message was send to everyone who is in the category user:NL. You wil only recieve it once)

Oncyclopedia

He Lambic, als je dit ziet: de Oncy is weer down. Je kan ons bereiken via Knurft, zie dit Forum | Cartoonist | You're nuts? Don't worry... Me too! | 13:21, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

Aha, hier ook! Al lang niet meer geweest 'k vind de Oncy leuker. Wel, nu iets minder dus, grrr. Lambic HarkHark! 16:30, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Lambic, I think both you and the previous poster are having some problem with your keyboard, all the words are coming up as doubledutch.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

It's singledutch, but twice as difficult as average English. Lambic HarkHark! 14:35, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

Romania

Hmm... which language shall I speak?
Le français, je le veux répéter.
Salut Lambic, merci pour répondre au débat. Siddhartha semble intéressé (mais ça est normal; t'es un bon ecrivain.) As-tu un réserve de l'article sur la Romanie? Je veux bien faire un traduction (preview) de cet article. | L. Catepé //// Talk //// Work | 10:16, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

J'ai mis le brouillon sur ta DU (page Discussion Utilisateur), mais fais gaffe: très peu du contenu sera traduisible sans perdre de l'humour... ne comptes pas sur moi pour aller traduire mes articles: c'est une corvée à laquelle je renonce. L'imagination des écrivains au pouvoir! Lambic HarkHark! 12:13, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

Aah, da was nen choose-option! Jomme toch. Poor Anglosaxons, to whom this whole discussion must look like a foreign invasion. Aren't most invasions foreign? Lambic HarkHark! 12:15, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

Komt weer nen chooseoption. J'ai déjà essayé traduire une proportion élévée, mais la page d'envoyer ne chargeais pas. Je essayerai une autre fois. Le seul petit problème est la monnaie, le Knar. Pense-tu que Gnarl suffit? (On serait obligé pour ôter la blague sur le vieux knar.) | L. Catepé //// Talk //// Work | 14:27, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

Use "twonk" (old twonk) instead. Remember Dell Boy saying "You dozy old twonk" to his grandpa/granduncle? The word is considered fairly archaic, Victorian even. Admits also the subdivisions twink and twank. Lambic HarkHark! 16:47, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

Twonk it is... | L. Catepé //// Talk //// Work | 17:04, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

Another thing:Count Modeste gave Romania its name: Romania. That joke won't work in English? What to do? | L. Catepé //// Talk //// Work | 17:44, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

Oh yes it works: he wanted to link his count(r)y to the fame of Ancient Rome! Aha! Lambic HarkHark! 19:00, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

no edits since 19:00, 17 August 2009‎ ?

Dude, we left the light on for you all the time you were gone. The electric bill is huge! JFC 21:33. May 24

I added six Interwikis this year alone, aha! Lambic HarkHark! 22:01, 25 May 2014 (UTC)

That's six more than I did this year. Have an award.

You are hereby awarded the

Purple Spleen

For heroic work in cleaning up the Uncyclopedia one article at a time.

For contributions to the art of interwiki linking -Hotadmin4u69

--EMC ^[TALK] 22:05 May 25 2014

Welcome back! -- MagicBus Talk to me! 22:07, 25 May 2014 (UTC)

Hello, I Must Be Going! Lambic HarkHark! 22:23, 25 May 2014 (UTC)

Oh no, not again. Was it something we said? --Feetsured (talk)

Eh up

Long time no see! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

The time I spend on writing in Uncy style is devoted to the Dutch version, Oncyclopedia, hence my rare visits, mostly for adding and copying interwikis. Lambic HarkHark! 21:36, 16 November 2015 (UTC)