User talk:Sam

Article deleted, vanity?

Hey, just letting you know that I (or another admin) deleted Alex Schoenbrun, largely because it doesn't look like you meant to create it in the first place. Right? You already knew better than to create yet another Vanity Page -- you were probably trying to add the content to your own User Page, and your mouse slipped. Riiiiiight. Just stick to that story, and you'll be fine. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 20:46, 14 Nov 2005 (UTC)

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