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'''Pr0n''' is a cyborg [[shrimp]]. His name is a portmanteau of [[prawn]] and [[Tron]].

'''Pr0n''' is a shortened, nerdy term for [[mom]].

'''Pr0n''' was in fact invented by [[Al Gore]]

[[Image:14c91bf9.gif|thumb|Oh, yes, YES!!!!]]

*It is a tradition in [[America]] for students who are just about to leave jewish school to celebrate the fact that they are barely legal by taking part in "Jewish School pr0n".

*The origin of the word pr0n does not come from [[World War II]] when many high school students went on pr0n vacation on the snowy beaches of southern [[Australia]], putting a definitive end to what was known since 8th century as the russian sunny beaches spring break from high school to relax a bit with a lot of [[booze]] and a little pr0n.

Hence, [[tourism]] in [[Russia]] collapsed which led to the opening of the country to new markets such as manufacturing used in the 3012 [[hot]] [[war]] against the arm-dealer corporation known as [[Government]] Inc.

*Pr0n is also a popular cleaning agent.

*You can also find many pr0ns in the oceans, and they taste great with some tartar sauce and a dash of lemon.

*Judge likes Pr0n.

*Judge Judy does not.

==Etymology==

The word pr0n is of Indo-Europeanic origin and is derived from the Sanskrit /pr0n/, meaning, literally, pr0n. The ancient Sanskritaristas, who ruled the Kamchatka Peninsula circa 1977-1971, pretended to invent a sport involving hand grenades and tricycles called Pr0n to confuse themselves. Despite lacking rules, a purpose, or an actual existence, the game would soon infuse itself into Western Culture, especially in the English-speaking world and [[Kentucky]]. Sadly, since the English language lacks an alphabet, there is no written account of this non-existent sport.

Pr0n is known to cause cancer in small boys and/or girls. Pr0n itself was invented in 1933.14159... by Chunks McTomster after he experimented with calculators, UMDs, boxer shorts, and a hammer. Somehow, God took pity on this poor fool and made his busted-up mess into the first pr0n. We have been suffering ever since. And all our hair is falling out.

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