Category:Pr0n

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“I took a girl to pr0n once. I didn't get lucky, so I went home and watched porn instead. Wait...”

~ Oscar Wilde on pr0n

“In Soviet Russia Pr0n watches YOU!!!”

~ Russian Reversal on pr0n

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Pr0n is a cyborg shrimp. His name is a portmanteau of prawn and Tron.

Pr0n is not at all like Tron.... but they're both fun to masturbate to.

Pr0n is a shortened, nerdy term for mom.

• It is a tradition in America for students who are just about to leave jewish school to celebrate the fact that they are barely legal by taking part in "Jewish School pr0n".

• The origin of the word pr0n does not come from World War II when many high school students went on pr0n vacation on the snowy beaches of southern Australia, putting a definitive end to what was known since 8th century as the russian sunny beaches spring break from high school to relax a bit with a lot of booze and a little pr0n.

Hence, tourism in Russia collapsed which led to the opening of the country to new markets such as manufacturing used in the 3012 hot war against the arm-dealer corporation known as Government Inc.

• Pr0n is also a popular cleaning agent.

• You can also find many pr0ns in the oceans, and they taste great with some tartar sauce and a dash of lemon.

• Pr0n tastes good.

• Many n00bs think pr0n is in fact a hax. This is untrue. Pr0n is a gift from God and should be treated as such.

• Pr0n is a series of videos used by losers without chicks to jack off to. Most people who have chicks of their own don't give a damn about pr0n.

• Pr0n can also be used to annoy women, typically starting a new hurricane with a female name. Females really dislike pr0n, probably because they don't have a penis.

• No relation to the film Tr0n (1974).

Etymology

The word pr0n is of Indo-Europeanic origin and is derived from the Sanskrit /pr0n/, meaning, literally, pr0n. The ancient Sanskritaristas, who ruled the Kamchatka Peninsula circa 1977-1971, pretended to invent a sport involving hand grenades and tricycles called Pr0n to confuse themselves. Despite lacking rules, a purpose, or an actual existence, the game would soon infuse itself into Western Culture, especially in the English-speaking world and Kentucky. Sadly, since the English language lacks an alphabet, there is no written account of this non-existent sport.

Pr0n is known to cause cancer in small boys and/or girls. Pr0n itself was invented in 1933.14159... by Chunks McTomster after he experimented with calculators, UMDs, boxer shorts, and a hammer. Somehow, God took pity on this poor fool and made his busted-up mess into the first pr0n. We have been suffering ever since. And all our hair is falling out

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