Category:Pr0n

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Pr0n is a cyborg shrimp. His name is a portmanteau of prawn and Tron.

Pr0n is a shortened, nerdy term for mom.

• It is a tradition in America for students who are just about to leave jewish school to celebrate the fact that they are barely legal by taking part in "Jewish School pr0n".

• The origin of the word pr0n does not come from World War II when many high school students went on pr0n vacation on the snowy beaches of southern Australia, putting a definitive end to what was known since 8th century as the russian sunny beaches spring break from high school to relax a bit with a lot of booze and a little pr0n.

Hence, tourism in Russia collapsed which led to the opening of the country to new markets such as manufacturing lightsabers used in the 3012 hot war against the arm-dealer corporation known as Government Inc.

• Pr0n is also a popular cleaning agent.

• You can also find many pr0ns in the oceans, and they taste great with some tartar sauce and a dash of lemon.

• Pr0n tastes good.

• Many n00bs think pr0n is in fact a hax. This is untrue. Pr0n is a gift from God and should be treated as such.

ETYMOLOGY

The word pr0n is of Indo-Europeanic origin and is derived from the Sanskrit /pr0n/, meaning, literally, pr0n. The ancient Sanskritaristas, who ruled the Kamchatka Peninsula circa 1977-1971, pretended to invent a sport involving hand grenades and tricycles called Pr0n to confuse themselves. Despite lacking rules, a purpose, or an actual existence, the game would soon infuse itself into Western Culture, especially in the English-speaking world and Kentucky. Sadly, since the English language lacks an alphabet, there is no written account of this non-existent sport.

Pr0n is known to cause cancer in small boys and/or girls. Pr0n itself was invented in 1933.14159... by Chunks McTomster after he experimented with calculators, UMDs, boxer shorts, and a hammer. Somehow, God took pity on this poor fool and made his busted-up mess into the first pr0n. We have been suffering ever since. And all our hair is falling out

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