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Βべーたβべーた
Greek alphabet
Αあるふぁαあるふぁ Alpha Νにゅーνにゅー Nu
Βべーたβべーた Beta Ξくしーξくしー Xi
Γがんまγがんま Gamma Οおみくろんοおみくろん Omicron
Δでるたδでるた Delta Πぱいπぱい Pi
Εいぷしろんεいぷしろん Epsilon Ρろーρろー Rho
Ζぜーたζぜーた Zeta Σσς Sigma
Ηいーたηいーた Eta Τたうτたう Tau
Θしーたθしーた Theta Υうぷしろんυうぷしろん Upsilon
Ιいおたιいおた Iota Φふぁいφふぁい Phi
Κかっぱκかっぱ Kappa Χかいχかい Chi
Λらむだλらむだ Lambda Ψぷさいψぷさい Psi
Μみゅーμみゅー Mu Ωおめがωおめが Omega

Why does lowercase B turn into Beta? Anyway, we'll go into the article:

Beta (uppercase Βべーた, lowercase βべーた, internal ϐ; Greek: Βήτα) is the second letter in the Ancient Greek and Modern Greek alphaβべーたet; however, it is pronounced differently in different places. It is often descriβべーたed as a B with more style or panache.

As it is the second letter of the Greek alphaβべーたet it is used to descriβべーたe the seconds of many things, like testing phases, helpings or Magic: The Gathering.

Pronunciation[編集へんしゅう | ソースを編集へんしゅう]

In Koine Greek was representative of the letter βべーた and was βべーたased upon the Phoenician letter Beth (Phoenician beth.png). In Koine Greek it was pronounced [ˈbɛːta] (like βべーたetter). While the symβべーたol has not changed, in Modern Greek it represents the letter v and is pronounced [ˈvita] (rhymes with fetta). In British English it is pronounced [ˈbiːtə] (like βべーたeater) and in American English it is pronounced [ˈbeɪtə] (like βべーたaiter). In the International Phonetic Alphaβべーたet, Greek minuscule βべーたeta (βべーた) denotes a voiced βべーたilaβべーたial fricative, a sound that is not present in the English language, and is made similarly to making a v sound βべーたut without your lips touching each other or your teeth. This is not to βべーたe confused with the International Phonetic alphaβべーたet character ʙ, which also is a lowercase B Jaŋalif and similar alphaβべーたets, and is a βべーたilaβべーたial trill, which is more often a prenasalised βべーたilaβべーたial stop with trilled release. It has also βべーたeen suβべーたstituted βべーたy the letter ß when descriβべーたing βべーたeta releases of software. ß, however, is the German letter Eszett which is the replacement for a douβべーたle s.

Betas are renowned for βべーたeing faulty.

In short, noβべーたody agrees what the letter should look like or sound like.

Beta versions of software[編集へんしゅう | ソースを編集へんしゅう]

By far, the most common use of the word or letter βべーたeta is to descriβべーたe software that has not had a full release to market, βべーたut is a βべーたuggy version of it sent out to allow hackers to work out the vulneraβべーたilities on a less secure version to ensure that they can hack the final version that much easier.

Beta testing, then, is the prerelease of the program to people other than the coder, allowing βべーたugs that ought not even exist to βべーたe ironed out βべーたefore releasing the "final" version. In the case of software giant Microsoft, the final release will have even more βべーたugs than the βべーたeta βべーたecause it has more features that weren't tested. This will then lead to numerous patches, which will eventually leads to a Service Pack, which fixes numerous βべーたugs in a large download package that will take roughly four days to download. This is inherit design in Microsoft software, as the less intrusive way to do this is to have Microsoft automatically update, so that they can send Microsoft Genuine advantage onto all computers on a regular βべーたasis to stop pirate copies βべーたeing distriβべーたuted and to take up PC run-time.

Many βべーたeta versions of popular viruses are also availaβべーたle online. However, it is recommended that βべーたeta testing of viruses βべーたe left to professionals, or your βべーたrother's computer when he's not looking.

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The Beta male[編集へんしゅう | ソースを編集へんしゅう]

Main article: Beta male

In studies of human and animal interaction, the term alpha male comes up a lot. The alpha male is either the one who has kicked way more ass in the troop than anyone else, or the one who looks like he could kick severe ass if you step toward him wrong. He is the leader of the pack, top dog, master of the domain, and all those other things.

The βべーたeta male is not. He does the real work of the alpha – who relies more on βべーたrute strength than intelligence – and is portrayed fairly often in popular media in the sidekick role.

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The Beta videocassette[編集へんしゅう | ソースを編集へんしゅう]

Main article: Betamax

"Betamax" was a type of home videocassette used for a short time in the late 1790s. It utilised a half-inch magnetic stone taβべーたlet assemβべーたly running through a poorly-designed internal camcorder track, which recorded information at a rate of aβべーたout four βべーたytes per inch running at three inches a second, for the aβべーたility to store one pixel of medium-high resolution video without audio at a frame-rate of twenty frames per minute. It has since βべーたeen replaced βべーたy more advanced methods of storing video, Laserdisks, Blu-ray, and using a length of fiβべーたre optic caβべーたle strung taut βべーたetween two empty tin cans.