Seem

“That letter seems to be there”
~ Oscar Wilde on letter Ǝ (Seem)

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Seem (Ǝ, ɘ) is the 37^th letter of the English alphabet that makes a sm sound as in "ɘell" and "Communiɘ".

Origin[編集へんしゅう | ソースを編集へんしゅう]

The Greek letter Seen in an epitaph

The letter Ǝ came from the Chinese character 笋たかんな (sǔn, pronounced like "swen"). The ancient Greek traveler Φふぁいαあるふぁκかっぱιいおたυうぷしろん Πηνις, who invented τたう from Japanese て, also noticed the funny-looking Chinese 笋たかんな. He used it for the sound sn in his writing. Then he simplified it to 尹いん, not knowing that it was a Chinese character with a different sound. Other Greeks, however, considered the letter redundant because they already had Σしぐま and Νにゅー.

"Then, why are you still using the redundant Ξくしー (Xi)?" argued Φふぁいαあるふぁκかっぱιいおたυうぷしろん Πηνις.

Φふぁいαあるふぁκかっぱιいおたυうぷしろん Πηνις's imported letter didn't win approval among the Greek people, but the Mr̃udems started using it. Since the Mr̃udem language lacks the sound n, the sound of 尹いん changed to sm. The slash was deleted in further simplification, and what remains is Ǝ.

Usage[編集へんしゅう | ソースを編集へんしゅう]

Currently the letter Ǝ is in use in British English, American English, Uncyclopedian English, Mirror writing, and Japanese kana system. Historically it was also used as an oversimplification of the Chinese character 雪ゆき. Some English-speaking people did not like the letter Ǝ, though. One of them is the guy who invented Scrabble. However, the rules of Scrabble had a loophole which allows Ǝ: you can put it onto blank tiles. But that would be pointless because blank tiles are worth no points. Some Scrabble words can be spelled in two different ways. For instance, an alternative spelling of "ƎALL" is "SMALL". But online Scrabble dictionary checkers would say that "SMALL" is a valid word while "ƎALL" is not. That's because the dictionary checkers are based on ASCII and Ǝ is not an ASCII character.