Uncyclopedia:Past Winners 17

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July 2013

Uncyclopedian Of The Month

RAHB (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 8 anthropomorphic dicks

• Done a lot of admin stuff this month. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:54 25 July 2013
• Penis. User:Matthlock/sig2 22:15, 27 July 2013 (UTC)
• Boner. -- The Zombiebaron 23:16, 27 July 2013 (UTC)
•  For. - RAHB is always nice to me on chat, he's definitely nice on the wiki, he deserves this. RedHot (talk) 23:29, 27 July 2013 (UTC)
•  Boobs. – Kip > Talk • Works •• 03:08, Jul. 28, 2013
•  For. A very active and helpful administrator! Thanks! Anton (talk) 14:13, 29 July 2013 (UTC)
•  For. My fav admin of all the 4 admins I like <3 Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 17:23, 29 July, 2013 (UTC)
• If you remove the consonants from RAHB's name...you are left with the letter A. Thats because RAHB is an A+ admin...hehehehe hahaha lol lol lol lmao lmao lmao. --ShabiDOO 00:31, 30 July 2013 (UTC)

Noob of the Moment

Schnaps (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3

•  For. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:27 4 July 2013
•  For. Nice, nice edits. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 09:00, 4 July, 2013 (UTC)
•  For. -- MagicBus All aboard! 12:23, 8 July 2013 (UTC)

Anton199 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 5

•  For. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:28, 6 July 2013 (UTC)
• Yep--The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 23:38, 6 July 2013 (UTC)
•  For – Kip > Talk • Works •• 23:39, Jul. 6, 2013
•  For. -- MagicBus All aboard! 12:22, 8 July 2013 (UTC)
•  For. - From one fellow noob to another, I hearby pass this torch to you! RedHot (talk) 10:05, 16 July 2013 (UTC)

August 2013

Uncyclopedian Of The Month

Hotadmin4u69 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 8

• Nom & For - He has done a lot of updating to keep this parody of Uncyclopedia relevant with it's non-humorous encyclopedic cousin. I think he deserves an award for this. RedHot (talk) 06:03, 6 August 2013 (UTC)
• Boner. In the words of somebody on IRC, "Hotadmin is our executive producer". -RAHB 09:00, 6 August 2013 (UTC)
•  For. I fully agree with the above. Anton (talk) 10:57, 7 August 2013 (UTC)
•  For. – Kip > Talk • Works •• 11:51, Aug. 7, 2013
•  Smexy Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 12:03, 7 August, 2013 (UTC)
• He really is a hot admin for you sixty nine. -- The Zombiebaron 15:12, 7 August 2013 (UTC)
• Yeah. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 22:32, 19 September 2013 (UTC)
• Who is this hotadmin people keep refering on? --ShabiDOO 00:01, 20 September 2013 (UTC)
•  For. Sure!  MagicBus 00:09, 20 September 2013 (UTC)

Noob of the Moment

Yoursisterlickedmyballs (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 9

•  N+F With that colorful username and Arrow in the knee being one of his first articles, we didn't exactly have high expectations for Yoursisterlickedmyballs. However, he's more than exceeded that low bar we were too quick to give him. – Kip > Talk • Works •• 08:07, Aug. 16, 2013
•  For. I don't have a sister. Also I never doubted him, I expect him to be admin by the end of the year! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:12, 16 August 2013 (UTC)
•  For, For, For, For, For! I've gone through some of his martial and while it may not grasp me as much; he has tons of potential, especially in the satire (likely to trick a reader into thinking it's real) department and with work; he could turn into one of the defining writers on Uncyclopedia. RedHot (talk) 09:52, 16 August 2013 (UTC)
•  For. He is the only one so far... So ya!  MagicBus 12:03, 16 August 2013 (UTC)
•  For. My sister is 12... Weirdo. --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 12:56, 16 August 2013 (UTC)
•  For. Very nice job with Turtle. He needs to get more experience and I agree that he can even become an admin after. Anton (talk) 15:15, 16 August 2013 (UTC)
•  Best username on the history of Uncyclopedia. So yeah. For. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 17:58, 16 August, 2013 (UTC)
• For His articles licked my balls... they licked my balls with a ferocity only CatTheColourful could manage. Never, have my balls been licked so hard, or well. TRULY, THIS GREAT PERSON DESERVES THIS SHITBAG AWARD FOR LICKING MY BALLS SO WELL. HE TRULY, REALLY DOES. IF ITS A MASCULINE GIRL, THATS BETTER. --This has been an Idiot Service Announcement from: Denza252. Thank you for your time, and please try to have an IQ above <choose>

<option>4</option> <option>20</option> <option>16</option> <option>50</option> <option>3.1415269...</option> <option>Leverage's dick size</option> <option>the amount of smart people in Uncyclopedia</option> <option>the number of features Aleister has</option> <option>UHH, WUTS 1+1 ? DURRR</option> <option>GayJewWiki</option> <option>the time's Leverage has had sex.(Protip: Fapping doesn't count.) </option>

•  For. Woah, this guy is awesome! IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 12:28, 29 August 2013 (UTC)

• Comment. This guy basically won.  MagicBus 19:14, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
•  For. This isn't a closed vote yet, is it? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 19:40, 31 August 2013 (UTC)

September 2013

September happened?

October 2013

RAHB (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3 + 5 pacmen

1.  For. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 10:13, 28 October 2013 (UTC)
2.  For. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 11:59, 28 October 2013 (UTC)
3.  For. To RAHB or not to RAHB Aleister 28-10
4. Pacman. RAHB. --Mimo&maxus 14:15, 28 October 2013 (UTC)
5. ' ' ' ' --ShabiDOO 17:52, 28 October 2013 (UTC)

November 2013

Noob of the Moment

Figgycity50 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 7

1. NOM+For I think if he keeps doing what he's doing... umm... -- MagicBus Talk to me! 18:56, 29 November 2013 (UTC)
2. For. A big hot steaming for! --ShabiDOO 00:44, 30 November 2013 (UTC)
3.  For. Definitely trying to do good stuff. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 00:51, 30 November 2013 (UTC)
4. whoo, a nominee ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:44, 30 November 2013 (UTC)
5. Sure. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Nov 30 '13 2:33 (UTC)
6. Better than nothing I suppose... IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 07:58, 30 November 2013 (UTC)
7. Woooo...oooh......oh...... mmmm - S_t^raⁱ_nj 1 . . . . TALK 08:51, 1 December 2013 (UTC)

December 2013

Writer of the Month

Denzo (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 5

1. He wrote the original "My sojourn" article, which I am too lazy to link to at the moment. Just saying though, he is awesome, and that article still rocks. The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 07:23, 29 November 2013 (UTC)
2. That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada was Denzo's, which is well worth the WotM award as a legacy win. Woody knows his stuff! Aleister 11:12 29=11-13
3. Comment. Hasn't been here since 2006. Does this matter? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 20:34, 30 November 2013 (UTC)

   Nah, many people have won this after being away for years. The award is seen, or could be defined, as an selection into a Hall of Fame of writers here. Some people who were neglected have been nominated from the Old Timer's Committee (like in the baseball hall of fame) and this seems like one of those. I never heard of Denzo, but his singular accomplishment of writing the first My Sojourn, thus making a template for a series of articles whose category page was featured as a way to honor the template itself, seems like enough reason to name him WotM. Sort of like Roger Maris hitting 61 home runs without steroids (although he isn't in the HOF as yet, but he'll make it someday because it's getting embarrassing that he isn't). Aleister 1:45 1-12-13

4. Because he's... because...   Sir Peasewhizz ... Biblio . HOS . Awards 05:02 12.01.13
5. I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 02:18, Thursday 12 December 2013 -
6. --ShabiDOO 03:59, 12 December 2013 (UTC)

Uncyclopedian of the Month

Bizzeebeever (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 5

1. Mustard. Did the coding work he was supposed to do months ago, smells beautiful. The mustard resembles his importance to the community; small but I would put him on my hot dog. Wait what? Also, this nomination is a little late but, well, who cares? I'll be the only one voting anyway... *Sigh* --Mimo&maxus 21:12, 5 December 2013 (UTC)
2. Am I allowed to vote twice? If so,  For. If not,  !for. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 21:59, 5 December 2013 (UTC)
3.  Sympathy vote. Nominally Humane! 12:47 06 Dec
4. He should get the super mega extra user of the month award. --ShabiDOO 03:25, 6 December 2013 (UTC)
5.  QVFD Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 18:59, 6 December, 2013 (UTC)

Llwy-ar-lawr (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 9

1. N+F Should win I reckon. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:19, 6 December 2013 (UTC)
2. For -- The Zombiebaron 04:34, 6 December 2013 (UTC)
3. Full of win. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Dec 6 '13 5:19 (UTC)
4. Comment. Llwy, sorry for not voting on this one. You already know how much I appreciate your contributions but Bizzebeever kidnapped my family and threatens to kill them if I vote for you. Next time, I promise! (P.S. My story might come in contrast with his "for" vote but don't let him fool you. It's all part of his evil plan to conquer Uncyclopedia and use us as sex slaves) --Mimo&maxus 13:10, 6 December 2013 (UTC)

   Comment on your comment. You should switch your vote. Ll...Spoonie is cool and shit. Plus, I've already won this. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Dec 6 '13 14:44 (UTC)

   It's ok to win twice. I think you do more stuff anyway. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 15:10, 6 December 2013 (UTC)

5.  For. Has been brilliant. -- IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 19:03, 6 December 2013 (UTC)
6. BB deserves half a dozen of these, yet he won one once and I saw it being sold on Ebay, which tells me he doesn't respect the award (I bid on it for a Christmas gift for my Aunt). But yes, Llwy-ar-lawr is everywhere when I log onto recent changes, has done a slaves work so well that MadMax is looking over his shoulder, and I couldn't pass this page by without acknowledging her contributions. Nice work! Aleister 19:25 6-12-13
7. For -- Llwy-uh-... is great, really brilliant, even if I can't spell her name without help. Snarglefoop (talk) 20:38, 3 January 2014 (UTC)
8.  ¡For! Anton (talk) 09:22, 4 January 2014 (UTC)
9.  For. Every time I log in and look at recent changes....the horror! -RAHB 20:20, 4 January 2014 (UTC)
10. Comment. Can somebody please win this? The vote started in December and now it's January, and it's supposed to be a month award. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 23:09, 4 January 2014 (UTC)
11. In Soviet Russia, award wins you! Aleister 00:40 5-1-14

    Yes, but didn't you already vote? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 00:48, 5 January 2014 (UTC)

    Doesn't Llwy win this? I think you have to have at least 5 votes for and you have eight. Anton (talk) 14:15, 5 January 2014 (UTC)

12. In Soviet Russia party members vote three times. Aleister 15:08 5-1-14 (I didn't notice my first vote from a year or so ago, but you've won this for December and it just has to be officalized by someone).