User:Elkrim

Uncyclopedia:Babel

us-P This fucker speaks American English heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. us-P

17-4 This user speaks 1337 at a near-native level. 17-4

es-E This user only speaks Español because it was a required course in school. es-E

fr-F This user got an F in Français and likes their native language better (if they have one). fr-F

rh-G This user does not speak Random Humour and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Random Humour speakers. rh-G

Elkrim is an artist, self-proclaimed grammar nazi, and really, really easilly amused.

Ve also does not particularly want to release information in regards to vis gender, so ve shall refer to verself using the gender neutral pronoun, 've'. (Okay, so ve just likes gender neutral pronouns. Because they as a singular pronoun is grammatically incorrect, dammit!)

Things I Probably Did When I Should Have Been Doing Something Else:

• Cinnamon - all-natural population control.
• Arbor Day - hippy Armaggedon.
• Pencil - Nigerian insrument of torture.
• Africanized bees - precurser to Micheal Jackson.