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{{Q|I am so ''tokiponan'' that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying…|[[Oscar Wilde]]|toki pona}}
  
{{Q|I am so ''tokiponan'' that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying…|[[Oscar Wilde]]|toki pona}}
 
{{Q|''Nur frenezuloj parolas tiajn lingvojn!''|[[Esperanto|Esperantist]]|toki pona}}
  
{{Q|''Nur frenezuloj parolas tiajn lingvojn!''|[[Esperanto|Esperantist]]|toki pona}}
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{{Q|''pona''|Tokiponan|anything good}}
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{{Q|''pona''|tokiponan|anything good}}
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{{Q|''ike''|Tokiponan|anything bad}}
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{{Q|''ike''|tokiponan|anything bad}}
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{{Q|lipu Unsikopisija li pona, tawa mi.|Tokiponan [[uncyclopedian]]|[[Uncyclopedia]]}}
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{{Q|lipu Unsikopisija li pona, tawa mi.|tokiponan [[uncyclopedian]]|[[Uncyclopedia]]}}
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{{Q|lipu Wikipesija li powe.|Tokiponan [[uncyclopedian]]|[[Wikipedia]]}}
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{{Q|lipu Wikipesija li powe.|tokiponan [[uncyclopedian]]|[[Wikipedia]]}}
 
{{Q|I can't read a thing…| [[Woodpecker|Woody Woodpecker]]|quotes above}}
  
{{Q|I can't read a thing…| [[Woodpecker|Woody Woodpecker]]|quotes above}}
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'''Toki pona''' is a [[crappy|minimalist]] constructed [[language]] designed by the [[Canadian]] [[linguist]] Sonja Elen Kisa, a.k.a ''Sonja Lang''. After smoking a joint made of a rolled-up maple leaf, Lang had a idea about creating an easy language focused on the most important parts of speech. Unlike [[Esperanto]] and [[Volapük]], Toki pona does not have any interest about [[World domination|dominating the World]]; instead of it, the language is glad to be a ''"[[rape|yoga]] for the mind"''. The main aim of the [[uselessness|minimalism]] of Toki pona is freeing up additional free time for the native Tokiponans to get high.
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'''toki pona''' is a [[crappy|minimalist]] constructed [[language]] designed by the [[Canadian]] [[linguist]] Sonja Elen Kisa, a.k.a ''Sonja Lang''. After smoking a joint made of a rolled-up maple leaf, Lang had a idea about creating an easy language focused on the most important parts of speech. Unlike [[Esperanto]] and [[Volapük]], toki pona does not have any interest about [[World domination|dominating the World]]; instead of it, the language is glad to be a ''"[[rape|yoga]] for the mind"''. The main aim of the [[uselessness|minimalism]] of toki pona is freeing up additional free time for the native tokiponans to get high.
   
 
==(Barely) Useful Sentences==
  
==(Barely) Useful Sentences==
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Do you speak Toki pona? Of course not! So you must trust us when we say these translations are accurate:
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Do you speak toki pona? Of course not! So you must trust us when we say these translations are accurate:
   
 
*''toki!''
  
*''toki!''
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*''jan li esun e kasi nasa, lon ma seme?''
  
*''jan li esun e kasi nasa, lon ma seme?''
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**Escuse me, where is the nearest all-night store?
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**Excuse me, where is the nearest all-night store?
   
 
*''mi esun e sijelo pi jan moli.''
  
*''mi esun e sijelo pi jan moli.''

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Melchett.jpgThis article is stark raving mad. The author of this nonsensical rambling must be locked up at once and do remember to have the key thrown away. And such as "smoking" marijuana, this article should be taken as incoherent rambling. Do your duty man and help Uncyclopedia by making sure it never sees the light of day..
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For the uncouth among us who choose lies, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Toki Pona.
The perils of communicating in toki pona.

“I am so tokiponan that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying…”

~ Oscar Wilde on toki pona

“Nur frenezuloj parolas tiajn lingvojn!”

~ Esperantist on toki pona

“pona”

~ tokiponan on anything good

“ike”

~ tokiponan on anything bad

“lipu Unsikopisija li pona, tawa mi.”

“lipu Wikipesija li powe.”

~ tokiponan uncyclopedian on Wikipedia

“I can't read a thing…”

~ Woody Woodpecker on quotes above

toki pona is a minimalist constructed language designed by the Canadian linguist Sonja Elen Kisa, a.k.a Sonja Lang. After smoking a joint made of a rolled-up maple leaf, Lang had a idea about creating an easy language focused on the most important parts of speech. Unlike Esperanto and Volapük, toki pona does not have any interest about dominating the World; instead of it, the language is glad to be a "yoga for the mind". The main aim of the minimalism of toki pona is freeing up additional free time for the native tokiponans to get high.

(Barely) Useful Sentences

Do you speak toki pona? Of course not! So you must trust us when we say these translations are accurate:

  • toki!
    • Hello!
  • sina wile ala wile unpa e mi?
    • Hello! How are you?
  • o moku e ko jaki!
    • I am fine! Thank you!
  • kon li tawa, tan lupa monsi mi…
    • Actually, I am not very well…
  • palisa mi li kiwen, tan sina!
    • Glad to see you!
  • mi wile unpa e monsi sina!
    • You look awesome today!
  • mama sina li jo e jan unpa ante.
    • I hope it's everything right with your family.
  • mi unpa uta e soweli suli. ni li pona, tawa mi.
    • Sorry, but I don't speak toki pona.
  • jan Satan li olin e sina!
    • You are so lovely!
  • jan li esun e kasi nasa, lon ma seme?
    • Excuse me, where is the nearest all-night store?
  • mi esun e sijelo pi jan moli.
    • I came for the job.
  • tenpo ni la o lukin ala e monsi sina!
    • Don't look back right now!
  • nena tu pi sinpin ona en nena tu pi monsi ona li pona mute tawa mi.
    • The regular buttons and bumper buttons on the joypad are very good.

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