| Name
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Features
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Titles
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| Modusoperandi
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39
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Suburban homeboy, American Fundie Magazine, The Bureaucracy Channel, UnBooks:Pulp Novel, the case of the dashing dame, Little Orphan Annie, UnNews:Al-Qaeda operative spills the beans, HowTo:Deliver a Baby, A Concise and Easy-to-follow Guide Developed, Tested, and Approved by the AMA (No, Not that AMA. The Other One) and Reprinted with the Permission of the JAMA (Also a Different One), Future ☭f tomorrow, today!, HowTo:Be at one with the universe, Stephen Hawking ran over my cat, UnBooks:Diary of a Caveman, Illegal aliens from outer space!, UnNews:Poor planning ruins Rapture, UnNews:New thing called wheel make move mud less hard, UnNews:Chancellor committed to preemptive war, UnNews:Kids still fucking, UnCon, Why?:Get a tattoo of a tarantula on your face, Conservapedia (with TheLedBalloon and Ljlego), Jerry Falwell, UnScripts: Genesis, Episode II: In the Garden of Eden, UnMovie Review: The Dark Knight, UnTunes:White trash girl, UnNews:"WWJD?" leads to unfortunate end for local layabout, Canadians: A Retrospective, The defense rests, your honor, Dune, UnColumns:Chuck Norris on secularism: the single greatest threat that America has ever faced, Rush Limbaugh (CPAC speech), UnColumns:Dinesh D'souza - The real problem with Newtonism, Karl Lagerfeld, UnMovie Review: Watchmen (with special guests, the Watchmen), Childhood: an essay, UnScripts:HMS Potatore (with Shandon), UnNews:Beethoven isn't deaf, he's just ignoring his girlfriend, UnPoetia:An Atheist's Eulogy, Rogue States, The O'Reilly Factor, Tuesday May 13, 1865, UnNews:Stop dressing like whores, you whores!, UnColums:Johnnys a big poopy
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| TheLedBalloon
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36
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UnNews:Florida flooded by global warming, Sea World ironically left above water, 667:Neighbor of The Beast, UnNews:Defenseless Hummer viciously attacked by Eco-Nazis, HowTo:Check for Lumps, UnBooks:The Castaway, UnNews:Hitting children found to have positive effects on brain development, Walls, Volcano, Why?:Nuke the whales, Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A, UnNews:Bin Laden releases new video, America responds with indifference, Heat death of the universe (with Cajek) UnBooks:Science Fair, UnBooks:Honest Jim's Miracle Tonic, Star Wars, UnNews:Massachusetts school's winter break renamed to please all religions, UnNews:Strange "white stuff" falls from sky, America baffled, Conservapedia (with Ljlego and Modusoperandi), Lake Spooky, Pyromaniac, Why?:Blame Hitler (with SysRq), UnNews:PBS facing lawsuit after The Count's televised drunken profanity, Fourth Wall, Everything is great, UnNews:Scientists devote massive funds from cancer research to production of an 'orgasmatron' (With The UnIdiot), Lewd Acts of the Apostles (with Mhaille and Prettiestpretty), Physics Act of 1707, HowTo:Hotwire a car, HowTo:Rob A Bank With Your Penis (with RAHB and Dr. Skullthumper), Iron Maiden, Why?:So Serious? (with Thekillerfroggy), UnBooks:Hospital, UnBooks:Travels Through the Tropics, UnScripts:The Device, Unquotable:Keanu Reeves (with The UnIdiot), History of New England, UnBooks:The Nearly-Chaste Mormon's Guide to Quitting Masturbation, Yellow, Telephone pole, UnNews:Obama shamelessly pushes liberal agenda on schoolchildren
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| Mhaille
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34
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Biggles, Neolithic Age, Jingo, Voynich Manuscript, Googlewhack, Prog Rock, Holocaust Tycoon, The Wicker Man, UnBooks:The Adventures of Baron Ringpiece, Merde, She Wrote, Artificial Pseudoscientology, The Diary of Anne Frank, Oscar Wilde, Dead Nigger Storage, Social Commentary, Carry On Films, Hannah Montana, Thermopylae, HowTo:Play the Skin Flute, If you loved THAT, you’ll love THIS, Horatio Hornblower, The Phallic School of Architecture, Erogenous Zones and Difficulties in Overcoming Finding Them, How To:Survive a Japanese Game Show, HowTo:Write An Article That Stands No Chance Of Featuring On Uncyclopedia, Double Entendre, The Rubens Diet, The History of the Decline and Fall of Uncyclopedia (Adobe Potatochop, Rogue Punchlines, Goa Tse, African Giraffe, Scrawlings of The Artist as a Young Drunk, Jew Claw, Lewd Acts of the Apostles, A Guide to Snark Hunting - An Edwardian Gentlemen's Companion, The Bunfight at the OK Corral, Clementine Attlee (with MrN9000)
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| Cajek
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32.5
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J'accuse, Red Light, Why?:Cancer is Great, Heat death of the universe (co-authored with TheLedBalloon), Classy, Why?:Hunt Unicorns, Normal, Why?:Give Up, Why?:Take Your Fish To Work, G Rated Talking Animal Movie, UnNews:"Hungry Hungry Hippos" celebrates anniversary, Otter, UnNews:Something Wicked This Way Comes, Mordor Jalapenos, Game:Oliver Twist, Unidentified man in green firing turret, Star Wars (Japanese Opera), The Old Country, UnNews:Nature Now Rated NC-17, Traditional Values, UnNews:Your family died, HowTo:Write the Great American Novel, HowTo:Turn Your Terminator On (co-authored with MrN9000), Sarah Plain and Tall, Universe (musical), Bucephalus, The Men in Blood-Stained Overcoats Who Stay Out of Sight, Waiting For Just the Right Moment, UnBooks:Polar Express, Why?:Do a Pee Review (co-authored with MrN9000), Why?:Hit yourself on the head with a baseball bat seven or eight times, Tapheselachophobia, Unfomercials:Uncyclopedia Krazy Kemistry Set, Albanian interpretationalist cinema, UnBooks:Uncyclopedia Brown and Wikipedia Brown solve the mystery of the missing smugglers and their hidden cave or something
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| Ljlego
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32
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Fat Albert, HowTo:Set Up a Party at the Last Minute, Nazi, Mad TV, HowTo:Be a Jehovah's Witness, iTrip, UnNews:Procrastinators Unite Today; Shirt Enthusiasts Enraged, HowTo:Beat the Odds, HowTo:Be a Gangsta, UnNews:For Dummies author earns PhD, Heavy Classical, Russian reversal (phenomenon), UnNews:Monogamy in Utah upsets economy, D, UnScripts:Dora the Explorer: The Movie, UnBooks:Coming of Age Tale, Hodgepodge, Chuck Norris, UnScripts:Feel Good Sports Movie, UnBooks:Dane Cook: An Unauthorized Autobiography, 2nd Edition (New Pictures) (With The Thinker), UnNews:Gandhi posthumously accused of mass genocide, Shrek, UnScripts:Emergency Room, UnNews:Tobacco picketing found to be addictive, UnBooks:Fischer Price, America (with THE), File 8AO4F: The God Case, UnScripts:Noah's Ark, Conservapedia (with TheLedBalloon and Modusoperandi), Uncyclopedia:No Reading Articles, UnScripts:To'Romisha, UnNews:Joe Schmidt "only good driver in the world!", Virginia Tech Massacre (with people I'm too lazy to remember the names of), UnNews:Michael Jackson dies! Also Farrah Fawcett
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| Cap'n Ben
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30.5
|
1927, Aesop's Fables, Fascist, Stereotype Reassignment Surgery, Certificate of Hitlertude, Alternative Medicine, Old Tech, Victorian Era, Uncyclopedia Brown, HowTo:Cook While Drunk, UnBooks:Dracula (co-authored with Hardwick Fundlebuggy), Colonel, Saint Frankenstein's Day (co-authored with El Zoof), Thomas Edison, Harry Houdini, All of the Above, HowTo:Show your appreciation for the band Led Zeppelin, Al Capone, Ferdinand von Zeppelin, Harry S. Truman, Robin Hood, The Gathering Horror, UnNews:Area 51 opened to public, Goldfish (co-authored with Gerrycheevers), UnNews:Corrections, UnBooks:Great Abridged Literature, J'accuzzi, Jimmy the Cowboy, Why?:Is my molten steel bill so high?, UnNews:2008: Year in Review , Plankton, UnBooks:DIY and Carpentry Tips by Jesus Christ
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| Hyperbole
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29.5
|
Turing Duck Test, Japanese High Schools, Schindler's Listcruft, Why?:Eat your broccoli, UnTunes:Monkeys and Footballs, Thanks for buying our product! Now, fuck you., UnNews:Man forgets 9-11, UnNews:God Rewrites the Bible, Color Me Badd, UnNews:John McCain calls for War on Bears, Cell biologists are cooler than molecular biologists, UnNews:Presidential candidates devote all remaining funds to one voter, Pontius Pilates, UnNews:Dewey Defeats Obama, Chuck Norris (U.S. accountant), Category:My sojourn (w/ various others), Colin Powell, UnNews:Man wakes up, Amanda Steele, Action Cop, UnNews:Vampire hunter confused by ancient writings, Dragon Warrior, Scrub typhus: the geographic distribution of phenotypic and genotypic variants of Orientia tsutsugamushi, Prison Break, UnBooks:Great Abridged Pop Songs, UnTunes:Still Hurting, Fan service, Five tough life lessons I wouldn't have had to learn if I had listened to Flood by They Might Be Giants, UnScripts:X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Why?:Don't we do it in the road?, UnTunes:All You Motherfuckers Are Gonna Pay
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| The Thinker
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28.5
|
UnNews:People leaving the Matrix in droves after red pill mix-up, Folgers Crystals, Mr. Kearsy, Why?:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers?, UnNews:Your grandma might be Al-Qaeda, Cup Stacking, Bowtie, UnBooks:Employee Manual (co-authored with SirIsaac), Raoul Duke, Easter Bunny, UnNews:Stuffy intellectuals discover internet memes, HowTo:Deceive people on eBay (co-authored with Manforman), UnBooks:Tuesdays with Maury, UnBooks:Dane Cook: An Unauthorized Autobiography, 2nd Edition (New Pictures) (co-authored with Ljlego), Rebecca Sealfon, UnNews:Local men secure enough in masculinity to fuck other men (co-authored with RAHB), Drunk Olympics (co-authored with THE), Jaws did WTC (co-authored with Bradaphraser), UnBooks:The Hell's Chicken Showdown of 1993, Donner, Break Up Letter, UnBooks:James Brown's Chicken Soup for the Soul (co-authored with RAHB), In Confidence We Walk: Upton Sinclair's Keynote Speech to the National Writer's Consortium, 1943, Hillyard & Brickman Corporation (co-authored with So So), Use a Coaster!, Consolation Prize (co-authored with RAHB), UnNews:Irish voters get it all wrong (co-authored with NaturalBornKieler), UnBooks:The Night I Slept with Björk, Interpretive Death, MF DOOM, UnScripts:The Creature of Planet Cheese, UnNews:Protests erupt as Australia braces for Aimee Mann concert, Rich Uncle Pennybags, UnNews:Free in-app commerce is a go on iPhone, oldest profession first to capitalize (co-authored with Puffskein)
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| Savethemooses
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25
|
Pot v. Kettle, Mediocre Britain, Spanish Inquisition, Seven Deadly Sins, Teletubbies, Phonics, Open-Heart Surgery for Dummies, Lord Byron, Kool Aid, World War I (video game), iPod yocto, J.D. Salinger, Last spot in heaven taken; hundreds waitlisted, Nigerian census finds millions of rich, desperate princes, Z, Wall Street Crash of 1929, Pontius Pilot, HowTo:Smell a Bit Like Fish, Slate industry in Wales, Bro-on-bro taser violence reaches all-time high, Innovations in Comedy, Self-toasting bread, Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers, I don't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation, UnBooks:USA ROCKS!
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| Todd Lyons
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24
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Fecal E.Coli, The Night After Christmas, Richard M. Stallman, OCD, The Root of All Evil, On a stick, Embracing Mediocrity, Oscar Mayer, Patriotism (with Claudius Prime and Mhaille), HowTo:Get Banned, Horton Hires a Ho, The Complete Idiot's Guide To Talking To Women, Dear John letter, The Vagina Monologues, Life's Answerable Questions, Ecky-Thump, UnTunes:Middle Aged Suburban White Guy Rap, UnBooks:Frédéric Chopin's Guide to Better Lawn Care (co-authored with Some user), Ronnie James Dio's Big Book of Nursery Rhymes, Kinsey Report No. 3: Sexual Behavior in Hamsters, Dear Diary, UnTunes:I Like Cats (The Other White Meat), Billy Graham, Failure University, Fake announcer voice
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| Hardwick Fundlebuggy
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21.5
|
Bouncy Castle, Citizen Kong, Banana Skin Joke, Ernest Hemingway's Cookery Corner, The Swedish Orienteering And Firing A Rat From A Cannon Championships, Humosexual, Sausage Butty Batter Nugget, HowTo:Kill two birds with one stone, Hardwick Fundlebuggy's Prison Journal, 001, The Free World, Christmas Number Ones, Protect and Survive, Good cop/Bad cop, UnBooks:Dracula (co-authored with Cap'n Ben), The Beatles: Ecological Number Ones, But Seriously..., The Poor, Thomas Hardy, March of the Penguin Brothers, Pop Bomb, Gas tungsten arc welding
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| Gerrycheevers
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21.5
|
UnNews:New writing technique good for some, bad for others, DOHS Anti-Terrorism Regulations, Alaska, Red Baron, UnNews:Galactic Empire raises terror alert level to orange, Gemini, Mousetrap, Goldfish (co-authored with Cap'n Ben), Gerry Cheevers, NASA, Bomb Shelter, Pie Chart, Al Gore (Colonization), UnNews:Louisiana Governor brazenly taunts volcanoes, HowTo:Be a Douchebag, Cactus, Kingfisher (co-authored with Stupid Fat Hobbit), AIDS (Space Program), Robert Shaw, Great Britain (Colonization), C-3PO, Wild Bill Hickok, World of Warcraft, Stone the Israeli Tank (co-authored with Idigl7220)
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| Guildensternenstein
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20
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Metal Gear Solid, UnBooks:The Lost Introduction to Walden, David Lynch, Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty, Andrei Tarkovsky, Ingmar Bergman, Trogdor the Burninator, Seal Clubbing, Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater, Peyton Manning, Akira Kurosawa, Godzilla, Dungeons & Dragons: Real Life Edition, Sergio Leone, Pious Christians Against Shellfish, Chutes and Ladders, Quentin Tarantino, Mastodon, Barack Obama's Teleprompter, MonsterQuest
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| Procopius
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20
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Snopes, Dark Ages, Battle of Gettysburg, UnNews:Diogenes searches world for honest mechanic, HowTo:Write A Cover Letter, Hays Code, Washington and Lafayette, Church of God the Wholly Incompetent, Political advertising, New Hampshire Merchant Cat, Third Epistle to the Thessalonians, Blackbeard Catering Company, Erraticus, Mae Zedong, Edward the Gibbon, Misquoting Jesus, Defender of the Clown, Democrazy, UnNews:Militant atheist decides her car keys never existed, Assassins from the future
|
| Prettiestpretty
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19
|
Rocky Mountain Oysters, That old woman next door, Colossus of Barbie, UnBooks:See Dick, UnBooks:Now That You Are Almost a Woman, 1846 Uncyclopedia Convention at Aurora New York, Old hippie chick who's always collecting money, UnNews:Homeland Security administration declares new "Gut Feeling" threat level, HowTo:Throw a temper tantrum, Little boy who lives down the street, Why?:Have Humongous Breasts, UnBooks:Gone With d' Wind, Goldilocks and the Three Bears, Lewd Acts of the Apostles (With Mhaille and TheLedBalloon), Romance novel, Snuggie, Jesus Christ, who brought that guitar? (With Under user), Brothel, UnNews:Spector leaves Republican Party: They're not who I am anymore, The Fat Girl
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| So So
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19
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Fire hydrant, You are dead, UnNews:6-year-old boy receives $20,000 in government subsidies for insect torture research, Pufflebump Snugglekins, Long walks on the beach, Fire Hydrant 2: Rehydrated, UnNews:5th period Chemistry sub is a total bitch, UnNews:My son makes the play of the game, Pacific War, Hillyard & Brickman Corporation (co-authored with The Thinker), Melville the One Trick Pony, Just pennies a day, Public service announcement, Hot indiscriminate sex, UnNews:Would-be-hero fatally defeated by common slime, UnNews:Movie character fails to heed helpful advice (co-authored with Mrmonkey72), HowTo:Love me,Drill sergeant, Aunt Ginny’s Saturday afternoon lunch at Bob Evans, UnNews:The God Interview
|
| 15Mickey20
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18
|
UnCameron, Martina Hingis, Old McDonald, Sweatshop, A bunch of aristocrats fucking. Awesome vid, Much Ado About Nothing, Paris Hilton, Eurovision Song Contest, Rafael Nadal, UnBooks:The secret diary of Andrew Murray, aged 20¾, Robert Mugabe, Sania Mirza, HowTo:Boil an egg, A-level, UnNews:Cancer is racist, James Bond (character), Claude Debussy, Disorganised crime.
|
| Electrified mocha chinchilla
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18
|
Inanimate Sponge, Really Big Tree, Grue's Clues, HowTo:Write A Thesis Statement, Adolf Hitler, Letter to the Isle, Preflight procedures, Commercial, Maginot Line, Godzilla vs. Urethra, Holocaust denial denial, Why?:Destroy the Rainforest, Alien v. Predator, United Nations Charter, Virginia Tech Massacre (with Ljlego, though he takes all of the credit and pretends not to remember my name or what we did the night before), Poetry, Give a shit, Uncyclopedia Madness
|
| Orian57
|
16
|
Insomnia, Why?:Don't You have a Girlfriend Yet?, Why?:Am I a Power Ranger?, Why?:Is There a Moose On This Plane?, Neurotic, HowTo:Build the Perfect Sandcastle, UnTweets:Mr McElroyLand!, Why?:Don't You Get a Job?, Nursery, Snow White, Writing, UnScripts:Heartbeat 2012, UnBooks:Daddy, There's a Zombie in the Garden, LazyTown, UnScripts:Trapped at Sea, Marble Madness
|
| ENeGMA
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15.5
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New Age Psychology, A Tour of Baghdad, Jackson Pollock, Total Fucking Asshole Server 2006, Fundagelical Christianity, Alexander the Great, UnBooks:The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Drifters, Civil War, Honesty, The Aeneid: A Research Paper About the Aeneid, The Meeting: A Play in One Act, Hypocrites (With InfiniteMonkey), Prince and the Revolution, Paradise Inc., The Critique of Pure Reason
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| Under user
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15.5
|
HowTo:Fuck Off, Shopping list, Down with this sort of thing!, Hyperdrinking, UnScripts:Average Cop, Royal Pointless Military Things Tournament (with Codeine), Bubble Wrap, Spontaneous Combustion, UnMysteries:A Tissue Of Lies, HowTo:Be A Supervillain, Fish Puns (With MrN9000), Why?:Do I Like Tango and Cash?, The Millennium, Jesus Christ, who brought that guitar? (With Prettiestpretty), Gazelle, Test Match Special, Röak Band - Teütonic Invasion (mit Mördillö), Why?:Wear clothes 3 sizes too small (with AE)
|
| Mordillo
|
15
|
HowTo:Learn Hebrew, My Journeys with the GPS, The Porchesian Holocaust, HowTo:Prevent your car radio from being stolen, Jewish Holidays, Truthful Vending GmbH, Polish Inquisition , MSN Messenger's Guide to Manners, Proper Behavior and Slapstick, HowTo:Pronounce Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Rashōmon, Category:My sojourn (w/ various others), So you thought that using the Euro as currency would be all fun and games?, Why?Watching a marathon of House, M.D. while you're sick is not a good idea, UnScripts:An interview with an Egyptian taxi driver (with Mahm00shA), Kosher Nostra (with RabbiTechno), Röak Band - Teütonic Invasion (mit ÜÜ), Gemeentevervoerbedrijf
|
| Thekillerfroggy
|
14.5
|
Pillow Fighting (with Dr. Skullthumper), Sergei Rachmaninoff, HowTo:Play Russian Roulette, UnNews:Scientists make a sheep-human hybrid, bestiality enthusiasts pleased, UnNews:Nelson Mandela dies at age 88, Uncyclopedia Department of Tourism, How much can YOU take!!, Selective Inbreeding, Titshugger Penishead McFucknutter, Drugs, Taft Punk, Regent University, Why?:So Serious? (with TheLedBalloon), Category:My sojourn (w/ various others), Al Gore (colonization), Crescendo, Great Britain (colonization)
|
| An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays
|
14
|
Why?:Read a Book, Why?:Collapse Space-Time, UnBooks:IRAQATTACK, Marie Curie, The Dog Dies at the End, Why?:Trade Your Family's Only Cow For Magic Beans, UnNews:I have taken hostages, UnBooks:Backstreet Abortionist's Handbook, Isaac Newton, Voter Information for the 2008 US Presidential Election, UnNews:Is the Government doing enough to appease the Sun God?, Space Invaders, The Great Gig in the Sky, Tool (band)
|
| The UnIdiot
|
14
|
UnNews:Topeka, Kansas is proclaimed "Whaling Capital of the USA", UnNews:The White House discovered to be off-white!, UnNews:Studies show people who read are better at reading, UnNews:Al Qaeda goes green; all attacks to be "carbon neutral", UnNews:Iran to invade Iran, HowTo:Be safe with guns, Why?:Use a wooden condom, UnNews:Washed Up 70's Rock Band touring to promote new album, UnScripts:All Mixed Up, UnNews:Scientists devote massive funds from cancer research to production of an 'orgasmatron' (with TheLedBalloon), UnBooks:Beep, The Incredible Adventures of MS PAINTMAN!, UnNews:The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants angry about misrepresentation in movie, UnTunes:Bobby Brown Goes Down (PMRC Edition), Unquotable:Keanu Reeves (with TheLedBalloon)
|
| Hindleyite
|
13.5
|
Age of Umpires, HowTo:Avoid speeding tickets/fines, Uncyclopedia is the worst, Handgun, Speech to text software, Universal Remote Control Everything 3000, Adobe Potatochop (co-authored with Mhaille), HowTo: Be a Tramp, Pixellated Face Disease, Argos, Life's Unanswerable Questions, Commercial Conformity Period, HowTo:Bluff Your Way to Political Power, Idea
|
| Sog1970
|
12
|
Boer War, British Moon-landing, Lady-Gardening, Mrs God's blog, The Popularity of War, Punk Floyd, What I did on my hols, The History of the Atom, Peter Rabbit Reanimated, Flash Gordon, The Asylum-Seeker's Guide to Visiting McDonald's, The Who: My Re-Generation
|
| Shandon
|
11.5
|
Ironing, Google Middle Earth, Nuremberg Rally, The Life and Times of Kraft Dinner, UnBooks:Panic on the Streets of Birmingham: Zombie Chaos and Civil Rights in the Sixties, Escher, The UnUsual Suspects, The World According to Garm, UnBooks:Vincent Van Gogh's Things To Do on a Rainy Afternoon , UnScripts:The JFK Shootout of 1963, American Dream, UnScripts:HMS Potatore (with Modusoperandi)
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| RAHB
|
11
|
Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?!, Why?:Remove Your Penis, UnNews:Local men secure enough in masculinity to fuck other men (collab'd with Thinker), UnBooks:James Brown's Chicken Soup for the Soul (collab'd with Thinker), List of people you do not want to come face to face with in a narrow hallway, UnLegends:The Land Where The Sun Shines Not, Consolation Prize (collab'd with Thinker), UnBooks:One Hundred and Seventy Three Haikus About Stuff; Mostly Office Supplies (Annotated And Abridged), HowTo:Rob A Bank With Your Penis (collab'd with TheLedBalloon and Dr. Skullthumper), Observational Comedy, UnNews:Jim Carrey to star in Liar Liar 10 Year Anniversary Edition, UnBooks:So Your Wife Wants To Become A Minister (And Other Solutions To Your Daily Problems), Topaz
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| THE
|
11
|
UnNews:Geology classes in Alabama now mandating alternative "Paul Bunyan" theory, HowTo:Turn Your Computer On, UnScripts:Grass in the Mist, UnNews:Anti-genocide group announces new plan to get American government to intervene in Darfur, UnNews:Record percentage of children dressed up as mortgage foreclosure bankers this Halloween, Drunk Olympics (co-authored with The Thinker), UnScripts:Grass in the Mist II, America (co-authored with Ljlego), UnNews:Survey on apathy cancelled due to lack of interest, UnNews:Study reveals 1 in 4 teen girls has an STD; America congratulates teen boys on sexual exploits, UnNews:Massive stadium brawl breaks out over contemporary solipsist philosophy, UnNews:Aftershock from Chinese earthquake knocks over American glass of water in "major tragedy"
|
| Dr. Skullthumper
|
10.5
|
Why?:Put Down the Duckie?, Bathroom Humor, Kitchen Sink, HowTo:Bend a spoon, Ode to the Monotony of Life, Pillow Fighting (With Thekillerfroggy), Time travel, Why?:Save the mooses?, Why?:Do I have a drug dealer on my buddy list?, Why?:Burn a Furby?, HowTo:Rob A Bank With Your Penis (with RAHB and TheLedBalloon), UnScripts:The Symposium
|
| Necropaxx
|
10
|
Holy Cheese, HowTo:Stop Being a Nerd, Toaster, Top Hat, The Siege of Bordeaux, Hippies, Grim Reaper, Elevator, Antbortion, UnMysteries:The Mysterious Affair at the World War Two Convention
|
| RadicalX
|
10
|
St. Peter's Basilica, Axis of Evil Hot Dog Eating Competition, Idiotic Table of the Elements, The GI Joe-Transformers War, Redundancy, Segregation, Gazebo, New Cooler Edition, Witless Protection Program, Lysol
|
| SysRq
|
9.5
|
Charles Lindbergh, Threads Of Our Existence: Excerpts From the Secret Writing Journal Of F. Scott Fitzgerald, Why?:Blame Hitler (collab with TheLedBalloon), Veteran, UnBooks:My New Life as a T-Rex, Dishwasher, America is the best!!!, Andy Rooney, Category:My sojourn (w/ various others), George W. Bush's Weekly Presidential Address: Week of January 25th, 2009, Al Gore Colonization
|
| MacMania
|
9
|
Cheerios, Sherlock Holmes, UnScripts:Star Wars (2010), Firefly, UnScripts:Pixar: An Introduction for Uncyclopedians, UnBooks:An Authentic Journal of Travelers on the Oregon Trail, UnScripts:Les Misérables, Abrégés, The Doctor, 2001: A Space Odyssey
|
| Squiggle (formerly §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ)
|
9
|
HowTo:Skip School, French Revolution, Water Polo... With Sharks!, Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice, The Annual One-Day-Only Winter Holidays Earlybird 5:00 AM 99% Off Sale, First Gradeism, Cow Udders Caught in Barbed Wire, One Out of Ten Doctors, UnBooks:The Tale of Captain Petey Widdershanks Blunderbub Shaleweather Monkeyturtle Johansen III, Buccaneer Extraordinaire
|
| Bradaphraser
|
8.5
|
Do_NOT_click_any_links!, Rogue Punchlines, Barns and Nobles, George W Bush, Yahoo, Rock, Paper, Airstrike, Jaws did WTC (co-authored with The Thinker), Cyanide, UnNews:Astronauts starting to suspect no one is coming for them, (Leporiphobia and Peyton Manning also appeared on the front page, but were not voted in)
|
| Braydie
|
8
|
HowTo:Make a Band, HowTo:Cheat At Scrabble, Separation Issues, Vietnam War Hoax, League of Nations, Moses, African Giraffe (co-authored with Mhaille and Keitei), The Consumerist (co-authored with Tompkins) UnNews:Google, Inc. Employee: "My Job Blows"; Apple, Inc. Employee: "My Job Sucks"
|
| DrStrange
|
8
|
Abnormality, Youth, The Female Drivers' Guide to the Road (American Version), HowTo:Be A Damsel In Distress, Private Eye (With Prettiestpretty) , UnBooks:A Guide to the American Roadside Attraction (With Nachlader) , Economic Collapse Barbie™, Godzilla vs. Vaginus, Ark of the Covenant
|
| GlobalTourniquet
|
8
|
UnNews:I Am Not An Al Gore Denier - Richard "Dick" Lindzen, HowTo:Write Good, Inland Empire, Plink, Alfred Hitchcock, HowTo:Write Serj Tankian Lyrics, Jim Jarmusch, UnScripts:Waiting For Godot 2: Waiting With A Vengeance
|
| PuppyOnTheRadio
|
VIII
|
Six Hats, Guide to a Postmodernist Art Exhibition, Psyché, Number Bases, Isaac The Tank Engine, Lateral Thinking, UnScripts:steal Bank Customer Service training video, UnNews:Australia says "You just don't understand our humour!" (also PLS winner)
|
| David Gerard
|
6.5
|
Fountainhead Earth, Keira Knightley In A White Corset And Kate Beckinsale In A Black One, KITTENHOEFFER magazine stand, UnNews:New "voice chat" feature proposed for mobile phones, X Window System, Gay Pride, Command Line (co-authored with SonicChao)
|
| EvilZak
|
6
|
Banana Phone, Crimes inspired by video games, Internet (video game), List of weapons that don't exist, but should, National Try To Assassinate The President Day, Random humor
|
| Jocke Pirat
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7.5
|
Time Cubicle, UnScripts:The O'Finnertys, The Muffin Man, UnScripts:Heinous Dan, Guinness Brewmasters, EDSAC, Billy Mays (cleaned up by another uncyclopedian), United States presidents with ridiculously accentuated facial features
|
| One-eyed Jack
|
6
|
Patrick Henry, Limitations of Superpowers as Applies to God, Ganges, Mr. Beluncle, Literary dedications, Pripyat River
|
| Slackerboy
|
6
|
English-American Dictionary, Niggers, WMD(Donuts), The Oldest Trick in the Book, Gibberish, World War I
|
| Sycamore
|
6
|
Tony Visconti, Battleship Potemkin, David Bowie, Walpurgis Night, France, UnBooks:The Digital Divide
|
| Winstanley1
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6
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UnBooks:Only Business, Conceptual Art, Dictation (Co-authored with Aaadddaaammm), Blandford (co-authored with That Guy Huffed Me), Celebrity Manufacture, UnBooks:Surgical Phone, Confession (Catholicism)
|
| MrN9000
|
6
|
The Color Problem, Battle of the Sexes, HowTo:Turn Your Terminator On (With Cajek), The Pun Invasion of Uncyclopedia, Fish Puns (With Under user), Why?:Do a Pee Review (With Cajek), Pointless Paradox, Clementine Attlee (with Mhaille)
|
| DJ Irreverent
|
5.5
|
UnTunes:I Am The Very Model of a Crazy Fundamentalist (collab with Moneke), Uncyclopedia Health Service, UnBooks:Life as a 4⅝ Year Old, UnBooks:Official Informational Guide to the 2008 Beijing Olympics Games, Campaign Leaflet, Pre-Market Economy
|
| El Zoof
|
5.5
|
HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw, HowTo:Stop Playing the Accordion, Uluru, Waltzing Matilda, List of one letter words starting with A, Saint Frankenstein's Day (co-authored with Cap'n Ben)
|
| HerrDoktor
|
5.5
|
Onomatopoeia, HowTo:Make Cheesy Sci-Fi (co-authored with FoxyBabe), UnBooks:Practical Lessons on Communism, HowTo:Run Away From Fat Ladies, The Black And White Man, UnBooks:Gallows Humor
|
| Some user
|
5.5
|
Finding Your Inner Sock Puppet, Neuroipods, Humility, Unquotable:Cthulhu, Everybody cares, UnBooks:Frédéric Chopin's Guide to Better Lawn Care (co-authored with User:Todd Lyons)
|
| Tompkins
|
5.5
|
Don't be Stupid, The Keep Your Finger In The Box Game, Distraction, Teenagers, Vote Fish Penis, The Consumerist (co-authored with Braydie)
|
| Doug
|
5
|
Toilet Door Communication, Worst 100 Ways to Deliver Bad News, VCR Manual, Vladimir Nabokov, UnNews:RIAA CEO discusses the analog hole
|
| Heerenveen
|
5
|
Cis-zeatin O-beta-D-glucosyltransferase, Why?:Won't that damn CD player play my vinyls?, HowTo:Drive a train, Driving in Bucharest, Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol
|
| Keitei
|
5
|
African Giraffe, Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit, Nobody Cares, Blame somebody else, Women
|
| KP
|
5
|
Red Shirts, Newmath, Bloodbath, Quantum Economics, War on Terra
|
| RabbiTechno
|
5
|
Rough Pubs, UnNews:New Range of Low-Tech Personal Music Players Released, Pre-decimal British Coinage, UnNews:Political extremism on the rise in animal world, History of Google
|
| Rcmurphy
|
5
|
Founding Fathers, UnNews:Osama bin Laden awarded star on the Walk of Fame, "Paul is dead" hoax, Internet Movie Database, Grand Theft Audio
|
| The Woodburninator
|
5
|
Thou, UnBooks:A Story, About a Man, that Comes to an Eventual Conclusion, Awkward Conversation, UnBooks:The Autobiography of Jesus of Nazareth, UnBooks:Michael Phelps Makes Me Sick
|
| Zombiebaron
|
5
|
UnBooks:The Anarchist Cookbook, Socratic Method, UnBooks:The Secret Origins of Cream; Supergroup, UnNews:Doctors find cure for weight loss, UnBooks:The True Story of: Jimmy and the aliens; based on a true story
|
| Nydas
|
5
|
UnBooks:Adventure gamebook, Memento, Commemorative plate, Wallet moth, Enid Blyton
|
| Tagstit
|
4.5
|
Cardboard Box, Scary Movie, HowTo:Fix the Economy (with Snake7), Oscar the Grouch, Balloon Animals
|
| Composure1
|
4
|
UnNews:Vodka industry in turmoil following Yeltsin's death, UnNews:National Gay Marriage Threat Level Raised to "Flamboyant", UnNews:You Are Reading This Headline; About To Click On It, Please delete this page
|
| Enzo Aquarius
|
4
|
HowTo:Construct a Federation Starship, Power Rangers, World War IV, Get Some Mortgage
|
| Imrealized
|
4
|
Hide and Go Jesus, Paradise Lost, Smells Like Teen Spirit, Rorschach Inkblot Acid Test
|
| Jim Groovester
|
4
|
The Destiniad, UnBooks:Instant Messaging Translation Guide for 19th Century English Gentlemen, Society for the Intervention and Rehabilitation of Supervillains, Academia
|
| LeeHarveyKennedy
|
4
|
The Official List of the Best Things in Existence, Racoon Tail v. Super Mario Cape, Much Ado About Yokels, Fanfiction.net
|
| Nameable
|
4
|
UnScripts:The Rapid And The Ragey, UnScripts:Unromantic Comedy, UnTweets:George Peterson, Corn Flakes
|
| Rogpyvbc
|
4
|
Pair of Dice by the Dashboard Light, Global Cooling, Bipolar bear, Creepy
|
| Asahatter
|
3.5
|
The Bunfight at the OK Corral (with Mhaille), BBC Wireless 4, UnNews:Recession forces Santa to relocate, Printer Ink
|
| Cs1987
|
3.5
|
Is a 1982 Mitsubishi Colt better than a Bugatti Veyron?, Humanity: A Retrospective, Examples of Bias in Conservapedia (with Modusoperandi), Superannuation
|
| Insineratehymn
|
3.5
|
Byzantine Empire, Simeon I, Thomas Aquinas, UnBooks:Who Killed God? (With The Humbled Master)
|
| Cainad
|
3
|
Bacon and Cheese Sandwich of 1905, Diplomacy, Books never written
|
| Dawg
|
3
|
Man Uncyclopedia, Home Haggis Maker, Geocaching
|
| DWIII
|
3
|
Styrofoam, Table of Contents, Flintstones
|
| IronLung
|
3
|
My visit with Aunt Myfanwy, Allahakbarries, Pat Garrett
|
| Isra1337
|
3
|
The artist formerly known as God, Gerrymandering, Manhattan Engineering District
|
| Jamtrousers
|
3
|
HowTo:Be pretentious, Waiting for Godot, Teenage angst
|
| Kwakerjak
|
3
|
Napoleon Bonaparte, United States presidential election, 1948, United States presidential election, 1840
|
| Rei
|
3
|
UnNews:Local cancer loses battle with woman, UnNews:Overly political spider becoming annoying, Zen
|
| sannse
|
3
|
UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure, British class system, TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL
|
| Optimuschris
|
3
|
HowTo:Become Stupid in 21 days, 21st Century Nazis, Al Gore (Colonization), Great Britain (Colonization)
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