Toki Pona

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“I am so tokiponan that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying…”
~ Oscar Wilde on toki pona

“Nur frenezuloj parolas tiajn lingvojn!”
~ Esperantist on toki pona

“pona”
~ Tokiponan on anything good

“ike”
~ Tokiponan on anything bad

“lipu Ala-Wikipesija li pona, tawa mi.”
~ Tokiponan uncyclopedian on Uncyclopedia

“lipu Wikipesija li powe.”
~ Tokiponan uncyclopedian on Wikipedia

“I can't read a thing…”
~ Woody Woodpecker on quotes above

Toki pona is a minimalist constructed language designed by the Canadian linguist Sonja Elen Kisa, a.k.a Sonja Lang. After smoking a joint made of a rolled-up maple leaf, Lang had a idea about creating an easy language focused on the most important parts of speech. Unlike Esperanto and Volapük, Toki pona does not have any interest about dominating the World; instead of it, the language is glad to be a "yoga for the mind". The main aim of the minimalism of Toki pona is freeing up additional free time for the native Tokiponans to get high.