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The 1962 Cuban Missile Crisis was a period in which the newly Soviet Union-supported communist island nation of Cuba faced substantial shortage, perceived and real, of medium-range ballistic nuclear missiles. With actions of the US seen as initiating the shortage and increasing the possibility of a long-term disruption in missile supply to Cuba, tensions between the US and USSR mounted until the whole thing came to a rather anticlimactic end.
The North Atlantic Treaty Organisation, which then consisted of 15 countries including the US, 13 European countries, and Britain, had been formed to resist pressure by the Soviet Union to reduce freedom and nuclear weapons in industrialised countries. NATO soon began to build up nuclear bases in Europe to gain a larger share of nuclear weaponry and thus greater control over which side of Earth would get scorched first. The communist nations of the world thus suddenly faced a unified bloc of freedom and nuclear weapon exporters. (Full article...)
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August 25: Spurious Oscar Wilde Quote Day
- 1385 - Pringles are invented.
- 1390 - Birth of Sir Sean Connery, Highlander.
- 1456 - Nostradamus said "a man who loves all other men will one day say "yet each man kiss the thing he loves"". It is thought to be pointing Oscar Wilde till 1985.
- 1475 - Pringles proven to not be so good that when you pop, you can't stop.
- 1476 - Pringles try to take over the world, but failed on due to having lack of military power.
- 1480 - After failing on 1476, Pringles declared itself as a religious leader and started the movement known as Pringlism.
- 1835 - The New York Moon prints an article claiming that life has been discovered on the Sun, thus perpetrating the Great Sun Hoax.
- 1918 - Leonard Bernstein is born a second time.
- 1985 - Elton John completes one of his sentences with "...yet each man kiss the thing he loves". Nostradamus interpreters apologized.
- 1988 - In the single greatest scandal in Oscar Wilde quote history, Bill Cosby fabricates a record 2,994 spurious Oscar Wilde quotes. He comes up short of his goal of 3,000 when it is discovered that he stumbled upon six real ones previously undiscovered by scientists.
- 1992 - 1942 is invented, then thrown out for being to racist.
- 1993 - The "Sour Cream and Onion Pringlians" are killed in Waco Texas during an assault by "Baked Lays".
- 2005 - "Numerous spurious Oscar Wilde quotes appear throughout the Uncyclopedia." ~ Oscar Wilde on Spurious Oscar Wilde Quote Day
- 9876 - School final closes.
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- Ukraine finally plays its Uno Reverse card against Russia
- Tommy Wiseau making movie on cocaine sharks
- Harris announces shark as running mate (Pictured)
- Trump: How could an Indian be Black?
- Nigel Farage blames murder on migrants and sucks Trump's dick
- YouTuber Mr. Beast really professional fraudster.
- Olympic Games begin with Lady Gaga at opening ceremony
- Cocaine sharks now in Brazil
- Michael Bay working on Skibidi Toilet movie
- Joe Biden drops out of the presidential election in social media statement
- Houston now controlled by gangs after Hurricane Beryl
- Presidential candidate and former president Donald Trump gets shot at rally, rushed offstage
- Stephen Root warns character actors of impending doom: "You're not safe either, Malcolm McDowell"
Ongoing: Russian Invasion • Israel-Hamas conflict • United States presidential election
Recent deaths: Aerosmith • Charles Cyphers • Olympic Games • Elon Musk's attempt to interview Trump • Gena Rowlands • Peter Marshall • Greg Kihn • Phil Donahue
Upcoming deaths: Vladimir Putin • Kate Middleton • Elon Musk's home firewalls • Unity in America • Noam Chomsky • The Sims 5 • Google as a monopoly
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