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Oscar's Chosen Article An increasing number of people do not believe in the existence of people who believe the world is flat, according to a new report. The study, Flat Earthers: the truth about the truth about the lie, issued by the UN, found that a high percentage of internet users – especially millennials – believe that flat earthers are a myth, despite empirical evidence to the contrary. "Think about it," one is quoted as telling researchers, "There are all these videos online of people who are supposedly flat earthers, but have you ever met one? "Until I get to see one with my own eyes, and poke it with a ruler, I won't believe they exist." Recently featured: You can suggest articles for Oscar to read. Why was I born with such contemporaries?August 9: Copy the Previous Day Day 
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 Kamala Harris announces her VP pick
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This Month's Wit Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome! So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore. Let us all clap for him because I said so.
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