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Central America Mauve stan protests against Cerulean after 2000 Colour of the Year PTSD Camile Sesto Mayans: 'Made ya look!' It's NOT Macho Time, nor will it ever be again	South America Football's ten worst sinners Nelson Ned, midget Brazilian singer, dies UK and Argentina hopeful over new pointless conflict Scientists predict Diego Maradona will erupt before the end of the World Cup Ecuador stages copycat mine collapse	Latest news from South America  Camile Sesto Nelson Ned, midget Brazilian singer, dies RCB's Facebook: "Luciana's second daughter is here" Mother has FB page removed from favorites Interview with Nicolas Maduro Braga to the women: 'Feliz natal! I have given you a troll!' Hebe Camargo dies Chavez plays down "crush you all" comment Nyaditski endures mosquitoes in third Amazon swim attempt Man flies across Rio de Janeiro using a catapult » Older news
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